London Unofficial Ambulance 

Numpty Haulage Service Trust

STEALTH and SILLY BULLETIN No. 44c

 

TELECOMMUNICATIONS AND TIMEKEEPING

The London Ambulance Service is particularly proud of its recent successes with regard to performance times.  Integral to the success of Project Fix is punctuality, and synchronization.

It is just no good us printing out a job with times of XX:48 and XX :48 if vehicle crew staff’s watches read XX:46.

All staff have been issued a copy of the whistleblowing policy, and other training memoranda refer. And we have a lot of lovely new team leaders.

So that there can be no suggestion that crews make up their times, and to remove any discrepancies between CAC and VCS clocks, WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT,  Team Leaders will blow their whistles with four short bursts, followed by a one-second blast, on the hour every hour.

On hearing the “pips” crews are to simultaneously press their priority button seven times at 07:00, fourteen times at 14:00 and nineteen times at 19:00 etc.

We are certain this will help.

For further information please contact us via channel 7 or visit

www.lond.ambulance.freeuk.com

Mr Marconi

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