Training Bulletin 26/2008
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Time Warp Hazard
The
Publishers of the London Ambulance Service map book advise us of a
potential data manipulation risk
What
appears to be a simple crease between pages 44 & 45, 48 & 49, 146
& 147 and 198 & 199 is in fact a crack in the space / time
continuum.
The
consequence of this is that patients can, on occasion be triaged and
booked in before the ambulance crew arrives at hospital.
Other
signs include raised caffeine levels in crews and the appearance of
purchases in Trust vehicles.
The
affected NHS treatment facilities are Oldchurch
Hospital, Mayday
University
Hospital, University College Hospital, and Whipps Cross
Hospital.
Crews
wishing to “hang it out” should be aware that management locally is
doing their best to find a solution to this phenomenon.
Meanwhile, results of the Tipp-Ex Response Unit (TRU) are being evaluated and will be published shortly after the Millwall / Tottenham game in March when some more pies will have been eaten.
London Ambulance Service NHS Trust
Inexplicably & Suddenly Retired Department
Dole
House
Benefit
Street
Cadger-on-Scrounge
GR33 NUP
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