London Ambulance

Training Bulletin No.7

Returning via “The Bravo”

Crew staff are reminded to make themselves available for calls at the earliest opportunity . This means “greening up” within a reasonable time at hospital.
 For a while now, control has been able to grant discretionary “bravo runs” on a crew’s return to base. New technology, with the Datatrak system now linked to cash dispensers has now confirmed what we always knew:

1. We don’t pay you enough to have any money in the bank

2.    Lloyds TSB never sold Kebabs or Motor Cycle News in the first place.

3.    You only want to cruise around in the sunshine looking at the talent.

Consequently, with immediate effect, crews wishing to do a bit of bimbling about should request a “tango” or “totty” run if after 20:30 Hrs.  Check the JamCams in your area via this link http://www.bbc.co.uk/londonlive/travelandweather/camlist.shtml if you need a good excuse for a delay in returning.

Oh - and can you pick some spuds up while you are out? Thanks!

London Ambulance Service NHS Trust Plc. A wholly owned operating division of London Ambulance Group. Your home is at risk if you douse it in petrol. The quality of your calls may go up as well as down. Calls to 999 and 112 charged at the national free rate. We make no guaranties about anything. Past performance is as good as any indicator for the future. Your car may be repossessed if you do not fiddle enough subs. Not regulated by ISA, IMRO or ABTA (though a nice fortnight in the sun would be good) but subject to occasional scrutiny from sound-bite politicians and the local press. While you are reading this, some spiv from Frank Linny Mint has sold you “Baby Soccer Thuggy”- a kitsch plate you will have to prostitute your own daughter to pay for. Very tasteful too if you like that sort of thing.