In
a major incident recently some training crews showing remarkable
efficiency and confidence were not immediately identifiable. The purpose
of this bulletin is to bring it to the attention of staff.
Training
crews are to wear the rather natty light blue epaulettes (stock code ST 1
GM A)
at all times.
This
will enable staff to recognise
trainees as they make a laudable attempt to reverse ambulances into
bay 17 at a hospital originally designed to accept one ambulance per
month.
Whilst
it may be possible to confuse the “new blues” with an acceptably paid
employee, it is essential that all staff check to ensure that this does
not occur.
The
usual rules of compulsory tea making and not being allowed to sit down for
their first six years as a relief remain unchanged.
Welcome
to the service, colleagues !
Lampoon
Amateur Service
No-one Trusts
Orcon House
Delay Street
Stigma-upon-insult
NE3 ULS
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