London Ambulance

Training Bulletin No.5

Re: Use of epaulettes

 

 

In a major incident recently some training crews showing remarkable efficiency and confidence were not immediately identifiable. The purpose of this bulletin is to bring it to the attention of staff.  

Training crews are to wear the rather natty light blue epaulettes (stock code ST 1 GM A)  at all times.

This will enable staff to recognise  trainees as they make a laudable attempt to reverse ambulances into bay 17 at a hospital originally designed to accept one ambulance per month.

Whilst it may be possible to confuse the “new blues” with an acceptably paid employee, it is essential that all staff check to ensure that this does not occur.

The usual rules of compulsory tea making and not being allowed to sit down for their first six years as a relief remain unchanged.

Welcome to the service, colleagues !

Lampoon Amateur Service
No-one Trusts

Orcon House
Delay Street
Stigma-upon-insult
NE3 ULS

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