STOP PRESS:

  A statement was issued today by a group calling themselves "The  provisionally planned 80% KLF"  (Kebab Liberation Fogies)

"We are not the gangsters of Moo Moo They drive an ice cream van.  We are justified, but not ancient, like the PTS fleet. We have Flat Eric and we will spit roast him near a minicab office until our demand are met....

These are:

1) err....we might one day work on our unit 

2) err.. I cant read any more as in the chronic absence of daylight our eyelids have sealed over. Would you please not use the remote control of the telly? Its Infra-red is "deafening" me !! 

3) anyone who thinks that London Fire Brigade take themselves too seriously emails Flat Eric directly via flat_eric_london_ambulance@hotmail.com to get a copy of the email that Trumpton wont reply to."

Meantime, comrades, view photos of an LAS messroom inferno in the making that St.Paulo Prodigee Station would be proud of.!!!!

(This lamb-fat dripping terrorism may be the reason why eric  has not called up "green" in Michigan.)