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A world picture exclusive for you dear readers. Eric had crashed the
Unimedic Graduation jolly as previously mentioned. Here we have
photographic proof thanks to a very brave spy . Lots of shapely bums
and a bit of magic sockwork in the boob department for some of the
babes.
Despite rigorous security, the event was crashed by some Beds &
Herts spies, a good looking fellow who did a mean "boa
constrictor "show and pop nymph-fatale Sophie Eliis Bextor who
described it as "murder on the dance
floor"
Still Eric had a wonderful time and as the party moved on to the West
End we have been advised to draw a veil over proceedings.
We don't wish to alarm anyone, but events since have been a bit
cloudy: Eric was confirmed as having safely safely arrived in a hot
sandy place that legal reasons make it difficult to say, but
Operation Desert Spoon welcomed our yellow furry hero .
 The
plan was to pump 86,000,000,000,000,000, litre of water into the
desert and create a lush playground for the rich and famous. The
borrowed appliance from Surrey Fire Brigade just wasn't up to the
task .
Fearful of failure, and legal action, Eric went into hiding and may
or may not have been in a certain sandy hot place which has camels.
We may bring you some other pictures shortly, but bear with us....
Latest reports are that Eric left "that place" and was
last seen in Abu Dhabi, (united Arab Emirates) with a half of the
world's baddies on his yellow heels. Furry Towers expects to hear
news from the Emirates very soon, but staff here are incresingly
worried for his safety.
Will he ever get to Australia for Christmas?
We hope so.
Any confirmed sightings of the Genuine LAS flat eric, please email
us directly flateric@lasunofficial.co.uk
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