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Poor
old Eric.
He had barely arrived from the Arctic Circle when his appointments
in Saudi and Australia loomed imminently.Thermal shock is a menace
amongst furry quadrodigits and Eric did not fancy being shattered on
arrival.
Getting smashed, and
warming to the occasion is far more his scene.
 It
was with great delight that he accepted an invitation to be a Judge
at "AMBETTES 2001", where he was to assess the higher
echelons of pre-hospital babeness. Here we see Eric with one of the
SW divisional finalists at St. Pernicias' Hospital. Quite splendid !
It
was a bad radio day and in fact he was invited to AMBEX 2001 and
Eric's assessment would be not of gorgeous creatures, but of
hypo-allergenic latex products. Only his PA will know what tests
were involved !
Still, a corporate jolly is a corporate jolly and after an evening
of unprecedented bingeing Eric awoke to the glare of the paparazzi,
rather blearry eyed
Our hero had been seen getting friendly with a baby ambulance and
for some reason lots of the competitors of AMBETTES felt
Eric's badge saying "Auto Eject" was something worth
investigating. Lots of photos were taken. Eric remembers nothing but
has an irrepressible grin, and a rather nice set of Calvin Klein
undies which he will treasure. Who IS Frauleine Krankenwagen?
Mercedes were at ambex in force, but deny everything. LDV, Renault,
Ford, Vauxhall... "Done them all" Eric thought. He had a
bit of a stork on....
Being a global superpornstar, Eric felt drawn to
try the new Ford  Mondeo
RRU car, belonging to Mersey R AS. He was rather taken by some of
its accessories (titter-titter) and had to calm down. Ehy! Ehy! This
car had a huge Bootle and loads of in car entertainment for the
"nowhere man" and "fool on the hill" (Outposted
Rapid response unit single") We bet a Penny Lane to a Pound
that Eric will cruise with Merseyside soon.....................................
Ambex
was OK, but there seemed to be fewer career oportunities on show
than he had hoped. He did not want to spend
£89,45,377,264,350,372:00 on a system that would show that he has
at the kebab shop rather than still at hospital, so he looked
elswhere:
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A tentative bid by persons unnamed at HEMS
(London air ambulance) to atone for their previous spurning
of the yellow fellow has been received. Eric may consider
this soon, but chose to fly with Yorkshire Air Ambulance,
whose colour scheme is more to his liking. An emergency
mission to extricate a fiver trapped in a Lancastrian's
wallet took Eric into the skies once more
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 Eric's
unauthorised shopping trip incurred some shocking extra expense
which needed some corporate finance. So once on the ground, he
conceded to appear in a photoshoot with the bad boys of Pre-hospital
apathy, BAGG & MARSK with SP Services, whose banner features on
the front page of www.lond.ambulance.freeuk.com
Spooky that.
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