Just
released by Frank Linny Mint is this exquisite wipe-down Lager Tray.
Depicting Little Timmy outside Casualty, snugly lying in his own
little puddle. Timmy farts, pukes, and when you squeeze his ear he says
“F***
OFF”
As
you balance your cans of Special Brew on the Little Timmy Lager Tray you can
recall fond memories of how he ripped the condom machine from the wall and
threw it at reception. And got nicked. Again.
Emelda
Wilkinson – Sword Dip. Stk. DOA an “artist” who nobody has heard of,
but internationally renowned for knocking up a load of old tosh, has
lovingly crafted the “Timmy” in low grade PVC.
Each tray carries a certificate of worthlessness and every single
tray bears the unique serial number 472 in a limited edition of at least
three 40-foot containers from Taiwan.
Like
Timmy himself, this tray can be smeared with lager, vomit and take-aways and
leant against a wall in your home concealing a bladed weapon.
