It's No Excuse.

I APPRECIATE that you have just rolled your ambulance 24 times down the A3, ejecting your colleague and disintegrating an X reg so that the yellow bonnet is the largest bit of debris, and that you have no fuel or attendant, and that you have just been forced to watch your family's brutal murder with your wrists tied with barbed wire....BUT WOULD YOU BE AVAILABLE FOR A CATEGORY A CALL IN SW19

 

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